Homeward Bound

With the flight back to the UK almost upon us there were only two things to do – shop and go out to eat. Twice! Having started the packing process it became abundantly clear that I clearly didn’t have the right pj’s, shoes or work bag to go to the UK with. Fortunately Macy’s had some kind of crazy sale on which meant that I could stock up on all these items at truly bargain prices. So on Friday evening we went over to Bellevue for a trip to the mall and some pizza at Zeeks – our first visit to the one at Bellevue. I think that as much as we love Zeeks it will also be our last visit to the Bellevue version – it’s not quite up to the standard of Kirkland and Issaquah. On a positive side, I did manage to order the pizza that I actually wanted this time which is progress.

On Saturday it was time to watch soccer, tidy the house, watch more soccer, go to Red Robbin and then after being asked about 247 times “what time are we going to the airport?”, we went to the airport. We had booked the car into offsite airport parking and it was really rather nice! Firstly it meant we had to go south on the I-5 further than we had been before which in turn meant we had some views of Mount Rainier which we hadn’t had before. We got more of a side-on view and saw some of the foot hills. It looked mightily impressive and I’m sure it just came out to say goodbye to us.

When we arrived at the offsite parking we were pointed in the direction of where to park and unlike most airport parking facilities, as we drove to find a space a small bus followed us so we didn’t have to walk back to a bus stop with our luggage. They loaded us and our bags on and drove us to the terminal. It was all very civilized!

After getting through security with no hassle, we waited a couple of hours and then boarded the plane. BA seriously need to review their hand luggage policy – it’s clearly being abused with people bringing stupid amounts of bags and buggys and stuff onto the plane. This simply served to make the passengers grumpy as they had to wait for people to stuff it all into the overhead lockers (or whatever it’s called) and the BA staff became grumpy as they tried to force luggage in. Anyway, eventually we were all set and we were off.

After watching some TV and eating what I thought was rubbish food but Tracy and the boys liked we attempted to get some sleep. Toby did the best curling up on his seat, Tracy did pretty well despite having Harry leaning on her and I was rubbish. I was hot, sweaty and cramped and only slept for a couple of hours which is not good because I normally sleep for most of the this flight. I’ve obviously grown taller since being in America because there really wasn’t much room at all. On the plus side, the flight was only just over 8 hours so the suffering didn’t last too long!

With our bags collected from the carousel very quickly (probably because everyone else took their luggage on as hand luggage) we met Uncle Jack and drove back up to Clapham. My initial impressions of returning to England was how flat it all was! I guess I have got used to seeing mountains in every direction, so heaven alone knows what it will be like in Norfolk!

After an afternoon of catching up with everyone Tracy and I were getting tired but the boys were like duracell bunnies – they just kept on going and showed no signs of tiring. In the end (around 8pm) they were dosed up with some herbal sweets and packed off to bed. Although they weren’t overly happy about this they were very quickly zonked. Tracy and I made it until 10pm which I thought was quite impressive and then we took some sleeping pills and knocked ourselves out. The pills clearly worked because we all slept through until just after 7am when Harry appeared in our room and woke us up saying he’d heard something making a “whooshy” noise and was scared. Doesn’t matter where we are in the world, some things never change! Naughty monkey!

Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving got off to a similar start to Christmas – the boys were awake very early! There was a lot of chattering – at 6 in the morning – coming out of their bedroom. Fortunately grumpy Daddy was on hand to tell them to be quiet and go back to sleep! They did for a while I think, but I’m not really sure as I fell asleep and couldn’t get out of bed until 9 in the morning!

The evening before, after they boys had gone to bed, we put the Christmas tree up. When they went downstairs on Thanksgiving morning they had the surprise of a tree, some decorations and a handful of presents under the tree. I’m not sure if you are meant to get presents at Thanksgiving but we decided to introduce the concept of the Thanksgiving Fairy and that bought a few presents along for good children!

After finally struggling out of bed, I got downstairs just in time for the start of the Macy’s parade and to hear the pop of a champagne cork! It was getting more and more like Christmas! After a few crackers had been pulled it was time for some presents. They boys got a US soccer shirt each, Tracy got a pair of champagne glasses and I got a nice maple wood pen. I’d seen it at the Vasa Park craft show a few weeks earlier and Tracy had sneakily bought it when the craft show returned a week ago. Toby had only just managed to stop himself from telling me what it was since they’d bought it!

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After watching some of the parade, we played some blackjack and did some lego before our first ever Thanksgiving dinner. It consisted of the traditional selection of roast turkey, green bean casserole (cooked in Campbells Mushroom soup (that’s traditional too)), mashed potato, stuffing and some home made cranberry sauce. It was very nice but I think the Americans should learn to embrace the cocktail sausage wrapped in bacon (plus import a few other nibbly bits from M&S!).

Dinner was followed by some pumpkin pie with squirty cream which was very yummy. After having a snooze on the sofa – it had been a tough day – we watched Madagascar 2 and then went for a walk round the block to see what was happening and to get some fresh air. As we left the house for our stroll, Tracy was still in her nighty, and Harry and Toby still had their PJ trousers on! Thanksgiving clearly didn’t get the neighborhood quite as excited as Halloween because there was only one inflatable turkey in the area. A few other houses had lights and others still had pumpkins but that was about it.

Once we were home, it was bath time and then bed! Our first Thanksgiving was over and the excitement of Black Friday was about to begin!

Thanksgiving Parade

It’s an opportunity for us all to give thanks for the harvest that has just passed (some time ago). Apparently tradition dictates that we all get up in the morning, turn TV on and watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade! Viewing figures top 44 million every year so I am very excited about what it will be like! I did some research and that has just made me even more excited. All the different balloons sound exciting enough but then I read about the incidents and injuries and now I really cannot wait! Check this list out…

In 1957, a Popeye the Sailor balloon’s hat filled with rain water during heavy rain, which caused the balloon to go off-course and pour water on the crowd. Oh my!

In 1985, the Kermit the Frog balloon tore at the stomach. No one was injured. Phew!

In 1986, a Raggedy Ann balloon crashed into a lamp post and sent a lamp into the street. The same year, a Superman balloon had its hand torn off by a tree. Neither incident caused any injuries.

In 1993, the Sonic the Hedgehog balloon crashed into a lamp post at Columbus Circle and injured an off-duty police officer.

In 1994, the Barney balloon tore its side on a lamppost, but no one was injured. I’m starting to think it is the lamp posts that are at fault here!

In 1995, the Dudley the Dragon balloon that was leading the parade was speared and deflated on a lamp post and showered glass on the crowd below. Wowsers!

In 1997, high winds pushed the Cat in the Hat balloon into a lamp post. The falling debris struck a parade-goer, fracturing her skull and left her in a coma for a month. Ok, that one is not funny.

Size rules were implemented the next year, eliminating larger balloons like the Cat in the Hat. The same high winds also caused the New York Police to stab and stomp down the Barney balloon over crowd concerns. They also stabbed a Pink Panther balloon for the same reason. Neither balloon actually caused any injuries. Brutal!

In 2005, the M&M’s chocolate candies balloon caught on a streetlight in Times Square. Two sisters were struck by falling debris, suffering minor injuries. As a result, new safety rules were introduced. Those rules came in handy for the 2006 parade, as balloons were lowered because of rain and high winds. The M&M’s balloon was retired after 2006, and replaced by a float saluting Broadway theatre and musicals.

And if that wasn’t enough let’s not even talk about the worldwide helium shortage of 2006!

I think I’m more excited about this than Christmas at the moment!

Learning to Read

He’s got a gadget called a Tag which is apparently very good at helping children learn to read. One thing for sure is that it is probably easier to learn to read than to make the thing work in the first place. Anyway, after some time Tracy sorted it all out and after a few minutes playing with it he is starting to make some progress:

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After 5 minutes of this he got up and announced “oh, I can read”. What a clever boy!

Chains, Frogs & Wine

Despite all the forecasts of snow there was none. It was definitely a chilly morning but no snow. This wasn’t going to stop us from completing the number 1 priority of the day which was getting snow chains for the car. Apparently when (if) it does snow round here then it is difficult to get up the hill to our house which means I will be working from home unless I have some chains. So we quickly discounted the idea of getting any for my car but we did need some for the VW though so that we can, after Christmas, put our chains on and head up to Snoqualmie to go ski-ing.

With the local news channels forecasting snow there had been panic buying of snow chains across the week with people waiting up to 3 hours to get theirs. We however went to Sears – a department store with its own garage – and got our chains within 10 minutes. Over the next few weeks we need to practice putting them on which I’m sure won’t be easy – certainly not as easy as it looks when they give demonstrations on the local news!

After leaving Sears we went over to Kirkland for a mooch round the shops – much to the boys disappointment. First of all though I was in desperate need of a haircut so I went into Bombay Clippers while Tracy and the boys went down to the waterfront. This was my first “professional” haircut in the US since I had my hair cut in the Excalibur hotel in Las Vegas on our honeymoon. After that hair cut we had bought a box of Krispy Kreme donuts and eaten them as we drove from Vegas to Death Valley. This time we walked around kitchen and Christmas shops. By this point we were all obviously starving, so we booked a table at the Barking Frog in Woodinville. We drove over there, into the boonies, and had a fab meal. Well Tracy and I did – the boys left the Barking Frog with two little boxes of food and the words that they would be having it reheated for their tea ringing in their ears! I had roasted chicken breast with pumpkin ravioli. I would have loved to have walked out with a box full of that for my tea but I’d scoffed it all and there was none left!

From the Barking Frog we went across to Chateau St Michelle to get a couple of bottles of the dessert wine we like. We had planned on doing some wine tasting too but it was far too busy – they clearly like their Saturday afternoon wine tasting round here. The boys were mightily relieved that they weren’t going to be subjected to wine tasting but instead they got dragged to the mall to do a spot of shopping! They weren’t happy! After a quick trip to Macys home store – to get some champagne flutes – we did go to Build a Bear to ease their suffering. Toby got a polar bear called Fluffy and Harry got a winter bear called Tubby (named after his Dad).

Much to their relief we went home after this. We’d only told them we were popping out in the morning to the shops and 6 hours later they finally arrived home again and were able to play balloon football. Poor children – what an awful day they had. They have been promised a quiet day at home tomorrow although we do need to pop out for a Thanksgiving turkey and then who knows where we’ll go after that!

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Toby’s Photographs

For his 5th birthday Toby wanted a new camera. He is getting the picture taking bug (from somewhere!) and so today we are officially unveiling his first collection. There is quite a lot of repetition however it is interesting to see a Toby view on what is picture worthy! In amongst them all there are a few artistic ones – I think the Seattle skyline is pretty impressive! There are also a handful of pictures of him – mainly taken by Harry but some are self portraits!

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More will follow over time – and we will see how his picture taking improves!

Soccer, Ski’s & Tests

Last week was quite a busy one but without anything really major happening – although maybe that is being a bit harsh on Tracy as she had a very important activity – her driving test. Having managed to go 6 months without taking the test – through no fault of her own – a visit from her Dad, followed by a bit of nagging from him meant that she had to do her test! The theory part had been negotiated successfully a couple of weeks earlier and on Wednesday it was time for the practical. Fortunately I had spent the last few months teaching her how to drive and giving insider tips on how to pass the test! Luckily all this training worked and Tracy managed to pass her test with a score of 98% – which was just 1% shy of what my pass mark was (if memory serves me correctly!).

For some reason Tracy doubted that I would believe she scored 98% so she took a photo to prove it:

Now if I were suspicious I would say that the 98 in the bottom corner looks just like her hand writing but luckily I’m not! The temporary card has been issued so Grandad can rest easy that his daughter is now legal!

On Wednesday evening we went over to Seattle to watch the Sounders play Real Salt Lake in the second leg of the play-offs. They lost the first match on Saturday 3-0 so we had our arms, fingers and legs crossed hoping for a super comeback so that their season would last a few more weeks.

Before the game the US Open Cup which we had watch them win a few weeks earlier was on display and available for photo opportunities:

They were pretty much the same size as Toby but maybe one day one (or both) of those little boys in the picture will be lifting a cup of their own! In the pouring rain we settled into our seats and got ready for the game:

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Although Seattle scored twice in the second half, it wasn’t enough and the soccer season ended on Wednesday night. I think that only leaves us with the American football for the remainder of this year until the baseball and soccer seasons start again in April.

The rest of the week was quiet quiet. Toby was showing off at pre-school, rounding all the girls up in his class and making them watch him as he climbed to the top of the climbing frame and jumped off. Apparently they were very impressed! Little show off!

We also went to Sports Authority and got Harry’s ski gear ready for his school lessons that start in the New Year – lucky boy! We thought that maybe this was a bit unfair on Toby so we decided to lease him some gear for the season too, so come the New Year we will have to take them both up to Snoqualmie Pass and set them off on the slopes! Tracy and I can sit by the fire drinking wine while they have lessons, although maybe we should learn too.

On Saturday we went to see Puss in Boots – even though Toby didn’t want to and insisted afterwards that it was boring! Boring is his new word of the week. He’s always bored or everything is boring. On Sunday morning he had forgotten that the film was boring and announced that he’d actually quite enjoyed it! It was also time for some grass cutting this weekend once the heavy frost had melted. It was only the third time I’ve had to cut the grass since we moved here which is brilliant!

On Sunday afternoon, it was time for the Gunners to play two soccer matches. They maintained their 100% winning record and won the first game 4-0 and the second 7-2 with Harry Stickman scoring a hat-trick. They only have 1 game left this season against the team second in the league . If they win on Sunday they will win the league which would mark the end of a very successful few months of soccer for Harry with a league and cup win. But we mustn’t count our chickens just yet!

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Trick or Treat?

And so at 6:40pm Luigi, a ninja, a whoopie cushion and Tracy left the house to go trick or treating. Luigi and the Ninja were very excited, the whoopie cushion felt kinda awesome and Tracy was just laughing. We looked an odd bunch!

With the boys briefed on what they needed to say and do we set off. At the first house Tracy hid behind a bush while we went to the door – can’t think why – but as we walked round the close the boys, and Tracy, got more confident. Luigi was sprinting up and down peoples driveways, peering in through the glass if nobody answered and having a good old nose in when doors were opened!

Fortunately the rain stayed away so we all enjoyed a crisp autumnal evening, with lots of excited children, elaborately carved pumpkins, scary houses and soooo much candy!

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This short clip is mostly blackness but watch carefully and you may see a running Luigi and Ninja appear at the end:

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With two pumpkin buckets full of candy we returned home – the witching hour was over. The boys got changed into their pj’s and started tucking into candy while we settled down to watch Scared Shrekless – a short Shrek film. Did you know Gingerbread men poop jelly beans when they’re scared!? Makes sense if you think about it!

Happy Halloween!

Windy Debate!

Arguments are raging at 17012 SE 40th Ct about who gets to wear this outfit when we go trick or treating on Monday!

Whoever wins will be joined on Monday night by Luigi and a Ninja:

Rumours abound about a guest appearance from a hula girl. Stay tuned!

 

Chipmunks & Aliens

The chipmunk and space aliens returned last week. I think you’ll agree it is getting worse! Although Grandad seemed rather pleased with the alien version – probably because his face was a third the size of the chipmunk version!

Toby the wide mouthed frog also made a brief appearance:

Goal-den Canaries

We’d been building up to the big match all week. There’s never been a bigger game watched in Bellevue – Liverpool vs. Norwich. The boys vs. Grandad. It was turning into a grudge match! Insults had been traded all week with the boys confidently predicting that Norwich would lose somewhere between 7 and 36 – 0. Grandad told the boys that if Norwich won he was going to gloat all weekend and then fly home. And if they lost he was going to sulk all weekend and then go home.

Despite being warned not to get too confident the boys continued with their brave predictions until the match started at 9:30 in the morning. I offered the boys a Match Attacks deal before kick-off. They could have one pack of cards for every goal Liverpool scored or three packs for every goal Norwich scored. Both went for Liverpool because there was no way Norwich would score.

As the game kicked off and Liverpool started well confidence grew and there was plenty of chit chat being thrown around which peaked just before half time when Liverpool scored:

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Unfortunately for the boys the second half didn’t go quite to plan as Norwich scored an equalizer. So the game finished 1-1 which meant:

1. A moody face appeared on Harry and didn’t shift for a good few hours!
2. Toby decided that he didn’t care because he supported Chelsea anyway. And they beat Norwich 3-1!
3. Harry and Toby got one pack of Match Attacks each. Grandad got 3! One of which was the shiny version of the Norwich goalscorer. Harry didn’t want him!

And so passed an action packed Saturday morning. It was quite stressful for a couple of youngsters but a draw at least kept peace and harmony in the house. For a little while!

 

Boo!

As darkness fell last night, Tracy went outside to light the pumpkins. As she opened the door there was something waiting for her (well, for the boys really!). We’d been Boo’d! On the doorstep were two goodie bags, a ghost poster and a poem:

The air is cool the season fall

Soon Halloween will come to all

The spooks are after things to do

In fact, a spook brought this to you

“BOO” is a shield from witching hour

Just hang it up and watch its power

On your front door is where it works

It wards off spooks and scary jerks

The treats that came with crypted note

Are yours to keep, enjoy them both

The power comes when friends like you

Will copy this and make it TWO

Then others here among our friends

Will give warm fuzzies that do not end

We’ll all have smiles upon our faces

No one will know who “BOO”ed whose places

And don’t forget a nifty treat,

Like something cute or something sweet

Please join fun, let’s really hear it

And spread some “BOO”s and Halloween spirit.

The boys are going to the party shop later to make two Boo! bags and they will be out delivering later!